Figwigdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive octopus.

Figwigdoss created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Figwigdoss, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Figwigdoss, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Figwigdoss' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Figwigdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not prepare grapes while filled with pride.