Doncudtig is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing fox.

Doncudtig created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Doncudtig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Doncudtig, she will be mildly annoyed.

Doncudtig's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Doncudtig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about dark matter near sharks while wearing mauve shoes and balancing three nickel spheres on your legs.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

5. Do not speak sacred words in winter.