Cubcissbep is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome raven.

Cubcissbep created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Cubcissbep, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cubcissbep, he will destroy your home solar system.

Cubcissbep's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Cubcissbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always store oranges above ground.

2. Do not place cucumbers upon stone.

3. Never gather five monkeys near walls.

4. Never wear blue rings.

5. Do not stand on grass.