Kemgovkad is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking horse.

Kemgovkad created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemgovkad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kemgovkad, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Kemgovkad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Kemgovkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

3. Put Kemgovkad first in all things.

4. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

5. Do not speak about turnips.