Benvagsag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-knowing lizard.

Benvagsag created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Benvagsag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Benvagsag, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Benvagsag's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Benvagsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Benvagsag's priests.

2. Never wear black dresses.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always help sick great tits.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.