Sismadfudgen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, impressive rat.

Sismadfudgen created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sismadfudgen, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sismadfudgen, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sismadfudgen's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Sismadfudgen's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sismadfudgen eight times a day.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Do not prepare nuts while wearing dresses.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Never remain bowed at dawn.