Weebigbig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tiresome aardvark.

Weebigbig created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Weebigbig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Weebigbig, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Weebigbig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Weebigbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of secrets.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Never prepare wheat during winter.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

5. Do not commit murder.