Quillsindiss is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, selfish bear.

Quillsindiss created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Quillsindiss, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quillsindiss, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Quillsindiss' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Quillsindiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always count to six before sleeping.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never pray while filled with joy.

4. Never gather three great tits near walls.

5. Never chant while facing east.