Budsagwon is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, competent fly.

Budsagwon created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budsagwon, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Budsagwon, it will turn you into a frog.

Budsagwon's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Budsagwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Budsagwon's priests.

2. Never pray while filled with envy.

3. Always help goats in need.

4. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Budsagwon on top of important buildings.

5. Bats are not to be trusted.