Nillbodbagnul Nellquartwad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, loving dragon.

Nillbodbagnul Nellquartwad created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillbodbagnul Nellquartwad, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nillbodbagnul Nellquartwad, it will throw large rocks at you.

Nillbodbagnul Nellquartwad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Nillbodbagnul Nellquartwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning black holes.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.