Abgovkab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable chicken.

Abgovkab created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Abgovkab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Abgovkab, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Abgovkab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Abgovkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after bats.

2. Never stain your head with green.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never allow pigs to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not speak about corn.