Faszodvag is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, contented eagle.

Faszodvag created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Faszodvag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Faszodvag, it will turn you into a mole.

Faszodvag's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Faszodvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

2. Remain prostrate during prayer.

3. Do not take Faszodvag's name in vain.

4. Do not travel during autumn.

5. Do not fashion tools from copper.