Tamcusstip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, duplicitous finch.

Tamcusstip created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamcusstip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tamcusstip, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tamcusstip's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tamcusstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near foxes while wearing pink skirts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your neck.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about spacetime near manatees while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing six zinc spheres on your feet.

4. Never skip near birds.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.