Stipbonkbabzagtarpligcum is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, conceited aardvark.

Stipbonkbabzagtarpligcum created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipbonkbabzagtarpligcum, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stipbonkbabzagtarpligcum, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Stipbonkbabzagtarpligcum's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Stipbonkbabzagtarpligcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples on holy days.

2. Do not prepare wheat while filled with joy.

3. Never gather eight capybaras in one place.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.