Hubcipcamzansatmet is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tranquil otter.

Hubcipcamzansatmet created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubcipcamzansatmet, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hubcipcamzansatmet, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hubcipcamzansatmet's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Hubcipcamzansatmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

3. Never think ill of sick goats.

4. Always help squirrels.

5. Never remain standing at midnight.