Jamjoppop is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, egotistical lobster.

Jamjoppop created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamjoppop, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jamjoppop, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Jamjoppop's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Jamjoppop's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Jamjoppop on top of all buildings.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

5. Always wear green.