Pomkarvig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic dolphin.

Pomkarvig created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomkarvig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pomkarvig, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Pomkarvig's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Pomkarvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning galaxies.

2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

3. Do not kill porpoises.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.