Garveddut is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, emotional cobra.

Garveddut created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Garveddut, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Garveddut, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Garveddut's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Garveddut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Put Garveddut first in all things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.