Fedster Hugwat is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, kind faun.

Fedster Hugwat created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fedster Hugwat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fedster Hugwat, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fedster Hugwat's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fedster Hugwat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.