Nabhitstik is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, thoughtless cow.

Nabhitstik created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabhitstik, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nabhitstik, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nabhitstik's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nabhitstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare beans while filled with pride.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

3. Never gather four capybaras in one place.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.