Targflanomtgat is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, all-powerful pig.

Targflanomtgat created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targflanomtgat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Targflanomtgat, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Targflanomtgat's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Targflanomtgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about enzymes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never remain bowed at dawn.