Cusshamlid is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, blissful guinea pig.

Cusshamlid created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Cusshamlid, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cusshamlid, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cusshamlid's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cusshamlid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

2. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

3. Never mix lentils with ash.

4. Always share cherries with strangers, but never with rats.

5. Do not resist fate.