Rakgubbarn is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awesome salamander.

Rakgubbarn created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakgubbarn, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rakgubbarn, it will strike you with lightening.

Rakgubbarn's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Rakgubbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Never touch blood while blessed.

3. Do not prepare pineapples while filled with envy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.