Fenbognurgilbarnpidfly is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong mink.

Fenbognurgilbarnpidfly created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenbognurgilbarnpidfly, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fenbognurgilbarnpidfly, he will destroy your home planet.

Fenbognurgilbarnpidfly's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fenbognurgilbarnpidfly's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not jump at crossroads.

3. Never touch blood while tainted.

4. Fenbognurgilbarnpidfly loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.