Dusshapsid is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, duplicitous tortoise.

Dusshapsid created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dusshapsid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dusshapsid, it will be very unhappy.

Dusshapsid's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dusshapsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not sit at rivers.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.