Pagzogtom is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable tapir.

Pagzogtom created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagzogtom, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pagzogtom, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Pagzogtom's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Pagzogtom's Holy Commandments

1. Put Pagzogtom first in all things.

2. Never prepare coconuts during summer.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Never paint your back orange.

5. Always pray immersed in water.