Nignuttrut is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, benevolent fish.

Nignuttrut created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nignuttrut, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nignuttrut, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nignuttrut's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nignuttrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after badgers.

2. Swans are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Nignuttrut loves mice, so they must be honoured.

5. Worship no other gods but Nignuttrut.