Likcapgutbess is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, selfish mongoose.

Likcapgutbess created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Likcapgutbess, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Likcapgutbess, she will turn you into a duck.

Likcapgutbess' most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Likcapgutbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

2. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.

3. Do not place grapes upon stone.

4. Do not record numbers concerning moons.

5. Hide from red grasshopers for they are unholy.