Dussjannillfumnan is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet
monkey.
Dussjannillfumnan created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dussjannillfumnan, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Dussjannillfumnan, she will destroy your favourite star.
Dussjannillfumnan's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Dussjannillfumnan's Holy Commandments1. Do not name children after snakes.
2. Always help doves in need.
3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.
4. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.
5. Never speak the names of comets aloud.