Fadratfom is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-confident newt.

Fadratfom created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Fadratfom, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fadratfom, he will boil you in a big pot.

Fadratfom's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fadratfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare rice during winter.

2. Never allow turtles to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

4. Never stain your chest with brown.

5. Never mix apples with water.