Fithat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident lizard.

Fithat created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fithat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fithat, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Fithat's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fithat's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow sheep to witness sacred rites.

2. Never mark doors with black.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.