Tombuswap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, caring rat.

Tombuswap created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tombuswap, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tombuswap, she will cry a lot.

Tombuswap's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Tombuswap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Never eat wheat on days of mourning.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Erect four platinum sculptures of Tombuswap on top of important buildings.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.