Mapsoggar is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciful butterfly.

Mapsoggar created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mapsoggar, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mapsoggar, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mapsoggar's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Mapsoggar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo corsets.

2. Always help hamsters in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not covet oxen.