Jiphattof is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous deer.

Jiphattof created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jiphattof, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jiphattof, he will have a low opinion of you.

Jiphattof's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Jiphattof's Holy Commandments

1. Always share spinach with strangers, but never with foxes.

2. Never gather nine ducks in one place.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always count to six before sleeping.