Bepruttnad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome clam.

Bepruttnad created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bepruttnad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bepruttnad, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bepruttnad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bepruttnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow ants to witness sacred rites.

2. Never travel toward the east during spring.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about dark energy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.