Febliblist is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, contented jackal.

Febliblist created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febliblist, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Febliblist, it will strike you with lightening.

Febliblist's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Febliblist's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven otters approach from the east.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Febliblist.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near squirrels while wearing turquoise tights.

5. Do not prepare cucumbers while filled with envy.