Cartunbep Bimcimdid is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, annoying coyote.

Cartunbep Bimcimdid created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cartunbep Bimcimdid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cartunbep Bimcimdid, it will send you a sign.

Cartunbep Bimcimdid's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cartunbep Bimcimdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Always look after injured swans.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.