Femtagjen is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, quiet gnu.

Femtagjen created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Femtagjen, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Femtagjen, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Femtagjen's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Femtagjen's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about planets.