Gudlipgunbus is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, dishonest pig.

Gudlipgunbus created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudlipgunbus, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gudlipgunbus, he will turn you into a tree.

Gudlipgunbus' most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gudlipgunbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after sharks.

2. Never adorn your legs with mauve markings.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never feed lots of onions to gulls while wearing white dresses.

5. Do not make images of living things.