Flowbon is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, self-confident mink.

Flowbon created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Flowbon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flowbon, he will refuse to believe in you.

Flowbon's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Flowbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

4. Do not take Flowbon's name in vain.

5. Always wear magenta.