Tikkapjab Higyarlnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome cobra.

Tikkapjab Higyarlnarl created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Tikkapjab Higyarlnarl, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tikkapjab Higyarlnarl, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tikkapjab Higyarlnarl's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Tikkapjab Higyarlnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Hide from yellow great tits for they are unholy.

3. Never touch oil while tainted.

4. You must pray to Tikkapjab Higyarlnarl four times a day.

5. Never curse while facing south.