Karhubquillham is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, slow wren.

Karhubquillham created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Karhubquillham, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Karhubquillham, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Karhubquillham's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Karhubquillham's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.