Loplogxin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, tranquil hydra.

Loplogxin created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Loplogxin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Loplogxin, it will turn you into a slug.

Loplogxin's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Loplogxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Never gather nine voles near doors.