Quamcinkip is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unjust eagle.

Quamcinkip created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamcinkip, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Quamcinkip, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Quamcinkip's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Quamcinkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about quantum gravity.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.