Figdansid is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, caring fish.

Figdansid created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figdansid, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Figdansid, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Figdansid's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Figdansid's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Shun those given to vanity.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Do not consume beans at dawn.