Pidtiflen is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, astonishing chicken.

Pidtiflen created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidtiflen, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pidtiflen, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Pidtiflen's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Pidtiflen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four snails approach from the east.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always act with patience.