Tinnullmat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tiresome wren.

Tinnullmat created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Tinnullmat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tinnullmat, she will remove you from existence.

Tinnullmat's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Tinnullmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to porpoises while wearing coats.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Never pray while filled with fear.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near hamsters while wearing blue shirts and balancing four copper spheres on your neck.

5. Never think ill of sick eagles.