Narl is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate squid.

Narl created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narl, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Narl, she will turn you into a hamster.

Narl's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Narl's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons on days of mourning.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Narl.

4. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near snails while wearing gray hats and balancing nine titanium spheres on your neck.