Flymobdan is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-knowing tapir.

Flymobdan created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Flymobdan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flymobdan, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Flymobdan's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Flymobdan's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

2. Never gather three moths in one place.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

5. Always store peanuts above ground.