Nilhomfum is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, duplicitous meerkat.

Nilhomfum created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilhomfum, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nilhomfum, she will not invite you to parties.

Nilhomfum's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Nilhomfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Do not contemplate dark matter during the night.

5. Never talk about fire.